Syvester, Sue

Sylvester, Sue
[Jane Lynch]



WHAT WE KNOW:

Sue's story: Sue apparently suffers from many diseases such as lupus, scoliosis, and hepatitis, in addition to not menstruating, even though she takes iron tablets. She is the coach for the Cheerios, and is occasionally evil in her own special way to Mr. Sheuster. She is plotting to destroy the Glee club because it cuts into the Cheerio's budget for European dry cleaning.



AGE: 40's
TALENT: Doing evil deeds.
CLIQUE: All by herself, usually, though she thinks she is wanted.
PERSONALITY TYPE: Winner/NOT a team player.
QUIRKS: Funny things she screams at Cheerios.
SIGNATURE LOOK: Track suits.
VULNERABILITIES: Losing Cheerios Funding, and with that her special dry cleaning pleasure.
STRENGTHS: She is kind of physcho. jk.
WEAKNESSES: Protein Shakes and the correct temperature of steamed milk. (she likes hers scalding)

FAVORITE QUOTES:
"This is what we call a total disaster ladies, I'm going to have to ask you to smell your arm pits... That's the smell of failure. And its stinking up my office!"
"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."
"Your resentment... is dellllicious."
"Lady justice wept today."

"YOU THINK THIS IS HARD....

"--Try being waterboarded, that's hard!"

"--I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!"

"--Try filling your own cavity, that's hard!"